Phallic Symbol

I have decided to identify as a walking, talking comically quirky large penis. I see so many people appearing on tv identifying as the opposite gender or something not remotely human that I have decided to jump with both feet onto the bandwagon. Please don’t get me wrong, if a person wants to identify with something other than themselves then good for them. I’m all for the liberation of expression. So, as I have said, I identify as a rather large, comically quirky, walking talking penis. Or if I want to be politically correct about things, a comically quirky phallic symbol, simply because I can.

Yes, that’s right, my breakdown Is nearing completion.

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