Mushroom Head!!

Just a quick one afore I forget. I looked down onto my repaired and flourishing lawn (Which I worked on in the autumn of last year) from my back door about an hour ago. I noticed what looked like 4 large mushrooms standing tall and proud above the green blades of grass. I called to the wife, saying “Have you seen these mushrooms growing in the garden, they’re massive”!? She came to the door, peered around my shoulder and started laughing, saying “They’re not mushrooms you twat, they’re left over Yorkshire puddings that I threw out for the birds “! I looked again to make sure she was right, and she was right. I’m a mushroom head.

23 thoughts on “Mushroom Head!!

  1. John, you gave me a chuckle! 🙂 I once asked my grandmother about her cooking, “How come you never burn anything?” She replied, “Oh, I do burn things sometimes. I just throw them out back for old Jake.” (my grandfather’s hunting dog) 🙂 Have a marvelous weekend!

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